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tofu makes you gay!

A conservative news source is claiming that soy makes you gay. Finally, a way to make the whole world gay! I'm going to start by forcing soy down the throats of right-wing leaders' babies. Who's with me?

"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products." - Jim Rutz Read More!

3 comments:

Molly said...

But...the whole granola-crunchin', tofu-eatin', whole-foods-shoppin' stereotype is one of lesbians, not gay guys.

If tofu is so feminizing, shouldn't it be making fewer lesbians rather than more gay guys?

--Molly, Eater of Tofu

Anonymous said...

And I was super effeminate before I began consuming soymilk and tofu!

On another note: There is some scientific truth to the estrogen stuff but it is all in baby stages of research and discovery as far as I know. It probably is not natural for us to consume soy in the amounts that some of us do - I eat tofu, only use soymilk, etc. every day. I ancestors didnt even have the processing abilities we have with that stuff....

Anonymous said...

I had never eaten tofu or anything that looked like it until maybe 4 or 5 years ago.

Anyway--gay men's dicks are bigger. I think it's a scientific fact.

Whit