A conservative news source is claiming that soy makes you gay. Finally, a way to make the whole world gay! I'm going to start by forcing soy down the throats of right-wing leaders' babies. Who's with me?
"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products." - Jim Rutz Read More!
3 comments:
But...the whole granola-crunchin', tofu-eatin', whole-foods-shoppin' stereotype is one of lesbians, not gay guys.
If tofu is so feminizing, shouldn't it be making fewer lesbians rather than more gay guys?
--Molly, Eater of Tofu
And I was super effeminate before I began consuming soymilk and tofu!
On another note: There is some scientific truth to the estrogen stuff but it is all in baby stages of research and discovery as far as I know. It probably is not natural for us to consume soy in the amounts that some of us do - I eat tofu, only use soymilk, etc. every day. I ancestors didnt even have the processing abilities we have with that stuff....
I had never eaten tofu or anything that looked like it until maybe 4 or 5 years ago.
Anyway--gay men's dicks are bigger. I think it's a scientific fact.
Whit
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