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Ask. Tell.

Proud to do what we’re told for our community, our nation, our world




The LGBT community just does what it’s told in all kinds of ways: in our community, our nation and our world. Why we’re so happy to be a cog in a racist, sexist, homophobic machine that we can’t help but whistle "zip-a-dee-doo-dah" while we "serve" you!

We are your porn stars, your hustlers, your go-go boys, your illegal immigrants living in constant fear of ICE raids, your single moms (and dads) on increasingly scarce public assistance, your low-wage workers working 70 hours a week with no benefits, your soldiers dying for an asinine war for which we will get few benefits and whose partners and loved ones cannot receive those benefits anyway, and your prisoners doing virtual slave labor in a privatized prison. We’re proud to kiss your ass and not rock the boat in any way. Just ask, and we’ll tell!

Or at least that's how it sounds to me.

Don't forget to check out the Ask.tell.act coalition website and the coalition's letter below.

5 comments:

Tom Lang said...

Nice...

Mark and All QueerToday,

I just got my May 2007 Public Policy Update from Focus on the Family (I am on everyone's mailing list). Right on the front page is a small photo of "Homosexual activists protest at Focus on the Family's Love Won Out conference in Boston, Mass." The pic shows the Boston Police and the QueerToday signs (difficult to read however it was you all).

The LGBT community should be and will be proud of QueerToday for that protest. That is history making and guts and so important that you still to this day have pissed off FOF.

Thank you!!!!!

alex said...

haha! nice brian :)

Trevor Wright said...

Brian!!! that is just amazing:)

Mark D. Snyder said...

Brian - Great post!!!

Tom, Thanks! I'd love to get a copy of that. I'll have to call and request one.

jason lydon said...

most excellent!!!