By Amee Contadaa of Article Hate AllianceShocking! Warning! What you are about to read is sick and depraved!
What's next, cows sodomizing each other?
The leaders of the Massachusetts Transgender Political Coalition surely had something to do with the transsexual cows that have invaded the streets of Boston. (Thank God I live in Acton!)These cows have BOTH horns AND utters! I can't help but think of that Peid Peiper of gay rights over at BAGLY or the sick and repulsive folks who run GenderCrash or the "trannybois" at the DykeMarch, everytime I am confronted by one of these images of depravery! Nevermind the fact that there are many species of cows that have both utters and horns, I am confident Macy's and the homosexual/transsexual lobby had something to do with this! Boston should do what most farmers do - cut the horns from the female bovines! Clearly this is another example of Government Sponsored Endangerment of Youth, and the rampant sexual identity confusion amongst the gay community. Are you surprised that Mayor Menino supports the transsexual cows 100%? You shouldn't be!
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I see them all over the city.. The JIMMY FUND is supporting the TRANNY COWS!!!
Bravo! (but don't give them ideas!)
Heh. Though apparently, some female cows have horns.
Anonymous: see the quote and link I provided: " Nevermind the fact that there are many species of cows that have both utters and horns,"
This is too funny.
Chicago also had a public art show in 1999 called Cow Parade, inspired by a 1998 show in Zurich, Switzerland. It was a unique celebration of the diversity of artistic expression. And it was fun! Glad Boston is doing somethign similar so the haters have something other than the private lives of LGBTs to contemplate.
And I thought the painted cows were all about splashing some color onto our fair city.
I think the Article Hate Alliance is getting a little desperate at this point ... don't you think?
When I was in Germany a few years ago they had bears, and they had a gay one too which was wicked cute. IDdn't we have pigs before or something?
We had fish in 2000.
Poor Amy,
Just because she is an old cow doesn't mean she should be painted with with sunflowers and such. Have you no repect for your elder heffers? Just because her udders sag and could even produce enough powdered milk to sustain her fleas. Doesn't mean she should be "put out to pasture". So to speak. Cows like Amy, they just spread their 'manure' all over the place and wait for someone to step in it. Poor old heffer.
Amy you cow - off to the glue factory for you!
Uh oh, I'll be showing my country. Unless you consider lowing and mooing to be speaking, no cow "utters." Cows do have udders though, and many have horns. I have milked cows with horns and dangly bits.
The rant is good though. A8/MR sees filthy, nasty sex everywhere.
Don't tell B&A, but porcelain, from which the small versions of the cows, horses and other such fun animals are made, comes from the word for pig vulva. Some etymologists say it is from the shell shape and others from the white color of pig genitalia. What would she make of that?
That is the most fantasctic parody I have read in a while....
I own a mini tranny cow called glitter girl that my mom gave me!
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